yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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