do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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