Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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