I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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