How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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