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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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