As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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