Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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