I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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