and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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