508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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