u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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