belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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