i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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