so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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