Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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