So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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