Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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