I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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