She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Houston, we have a blender
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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