you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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