Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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