"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Well I just put wine in my tea
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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