But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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