even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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