your parents love me but you hate me
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there