you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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