I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
