Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?