well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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