after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
did you just send me my own nude
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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