Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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