operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Randomize
