i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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