it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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