Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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