I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
