We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My dick has a subreddit
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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