I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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