Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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