great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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