Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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