so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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