GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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