So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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