Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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