Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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