Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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