If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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