I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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