Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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