i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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