she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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