also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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