I got chris browned last night
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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